On this website I hope to be funny, I hope to be insightful, I hope to sound intelligent. Hope is a beautiful thing. Not to be confused with ability, talent or competence.

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actually just an excuse to muck around with a new java script.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time."
"Be glad that you are free, free to change your mind, free to go (al)most anywhere, anytime"
"Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring."
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
"Green Day is like sex. When we good we're really good! When we're bad... we're still pretty damn good!"
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."

or click here for the smallest slideshow in the universe^tm. possibly. perhaps. maybe. didn't really research it, actually. wanting to hog silver as well as gold here is the second smallest slideshow in the universe^tm.

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Modern Sex (pt3)

I am 34. I can program a 14-day video timer in seconds. I can plug in a modern entertainment system in minutes. It takes me only hours to assemble IKEA furniture. I know how to use power tools. I can set up a computer network, build a house and solar generator, sew on a button, drive a washing machine, iron a shirt and make a women I know, and sometimes ones I don't, come to orgasm... so I am fairly familiar with complicated equipment.

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Fear and self-loathing in Los Azania, 03 Feb 2007

I live in South Africa. In crime-ridden South Africa. In Beautiful Cape Town. In the murder capital of South Africa. In a place ruled by fear where “no-one is safe*”. Where crime is out of control. Apparently.

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Previously: The Long Game, 01 Feb 2007 where The jester gets dull and preachy about egalitarianism, long game plans, sex and public nudity. Except for the bits about sex about public nudity.

It doesn't get any better than this, Doris!

I was just thinking of a logical extrapolation of my* 'static time' idea: (1) that time is a set dimension, unchanging; (2) that we occupy a set part of; (3) that we can only experience a small part of at any point in the same way that you only see the bits of the other 3 dimensions that are right in front of you, too. (*ref#1)

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Most of my writing is not yet uploaded to this website rather it's on a weblog. So, said writings and musings can be found at:
midnightjester.wordpress.com

dodgy political and news analysis can be found at:
newsvine.midnightjester.com

and a misguided attempt at a myspace profile and mental health sanitorium is at
www.myspace.com/jim_moriarty

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