You are Stupid

You are a stupid animal. You have a brain that evolved over millions of years to try and keep you alive until you can pass on your genes and to help keep those genes alive while they, too, acquire the skills to survive.

Evolution is a slow process and your brain is not ideally suited to what you face when you open your eyes every day. Your life is radically different from life 10,000 years ago, 1,000 years ago and even 50 years ago. There is no way evolution can keep up.

So you are trying to cope with a modern world using a meat organ for shouting at the monkeys in the next tree. You are stupid.

Fortunately the brain is something that can learn new tricks and that means if you try really, really hard you can sometimes be less stupid for very short amounts of time. Have you been trying really, really hard to be as clever as you can since you woke up his morning? No? Me neither.

I managed about 10 minutes. It’s tiring.

Welcome to the midnightjester’s world of stupidity.